Description taken from RCPedia.

An ordinary looking light grey house in the residential part of town. On the wall above the fireplace of the living room is a wedding portrait, of a beautiful woman with short black hair in a gorgeous white wedding gown, and a very muscular bald man in a sharp tuxedo. Their names are engraved on a small silver plaque on the black frame of the picture, with the date of the wedding "espy and VulcanMulciber - April 17, 2006".

The description of this building used to be different:

At the end of a cul-de-sac, past a picture-perfect picket fenced yard, there lies a deceptively ordinary looking grey house with big heavily draped windows. There are three steps that lead to the front veranda. The front door is windowless, with an iron cast doorknocker in the shape of gargoyle face, a large ring in its hideous mouth with which to knock upon the door.

Inside it is lavishly furnished, Victorian style and inviting. Old paintings adorn the walls; they could be family portraits. There are three levels to the house, a basement, main floor and second floor with two bedrooms. The basement is restricted from the public. The living room has a warm crackling fire going in the fireplace. Off to the side of it there is a well stocked bar with three stools. In front of the fireplace lies a large puffy sofa which looks comfortable enough to sleep on. It's flanked by two smaller equally inviting chairs, facing the fire. A long, elegant oak table is set in the middle of these, a three-pronged candle-holder placed atop. On the mantelpiece is a large pewter goblet encrusted with good sized garnets and rubies, perhaps ceremonial. Evidently it is the owner's prized possession. On the wall behind the goblet is a portrait of a beautiful woman with short black hair and piercing green eyes; she doesn't look particularly friendly, compared to this warm inviting house. A name is engraved on a small silver plaque on the black frame of the picture - "espy".